gallows-alligator:

silver-tongues-blog:

chefpyro:

I don’t know anything about Adventure Zone but I just read a fucking essay on my dash and apparently there’s like a reaper bounty hunter and one of the dudes has died 50 times? 50? This dude playing dark souls while the rest are playing zelda

to be fair, at one point everyone adds an additional 11 deaths which really messes with their K:D ratio

Reaper bounty hunter is literally the reaper, and the people he hunts are people who came back to life after dead. 50 deaths guy at one point had to regularly talk with a humanized force of death (not hyperbole) who killed him every time after they talked

okay now hold on, john wasnt a humanized force of death, he was a humanized force of legion, not to be confused with legion who is the spectral force of a thousand ghosts who want out.