ballpointpun

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

thejunglenook

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
“No” he agrees, “this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

keantha

Reblogged for that story

last-snowfall

Your daily reminder that no, seriously: “difficult” is a matter of context.

laughlikesomethingbroken

isn’t rocket science a form of physics

thetransintransgenic

Buddy if you’re doing rocket science and quantum physics at the same time, then multiple things have gone seriously, seriously wrong.

bariumsulfateacetone

Very tiny rockets

thetransintransgenic

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promethearecycling

Very interesting rockets