Envy: You wanna play games, do you Mustang? Save the city or catch your greatest enemy!
Roy Mustang: You think you’re my greatest enemy?
Envy: Who else drives you to one-up them the way I do?
Roy Mustang: Edward.
Envy: Edward’s not a bad guy!
okay but considering envys origin in the 2003 FMA makes this so much more hilarious