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I’m running a pre-bought campaign in a sci-fi setting

Totally not-shady NPC: I’ll need you to retrieve my secret cargo from the abandoned spaceship, but it’s very private, so don’t look inside–

Player: Is it a girl in a box?

NPC: …What?

Player: This is a sci-fi story, and there’s a box you don’t want us to look into. There’s only ever one way that ends, and it’s always with a girl stuffed into a box.

Other Player: Hey, we don’t even know how big it is. It could just be a cigar box.

First Player: Okay, you’re right. It could be a bunch of sex toys. How big is the box?

NPC: It’s… uh… six feet long by three feet wide by three feet deep…

First Player: Ugh. Okay, fine. Somebody pack a crowbar and a spare set of women’s clothing. We need to go get this girl out of her box.

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uhhhhhhh…….

One day I’m going to run a sci-fi campaign of some kind and there will inevitably be a girl-sized box that the players are not allowed to open

And when they open it instead of a girl there will be 12 possums that immediately escape and create possum-related mischief until they can be put back in the box.

Number the possums 2-13, no one’s going to be counting when a bunch of possums bust out of a box.

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  16. chaotic-hypnotic-erotic said: They don’t have “girl in a box” in Traveller. Every bloody “rescue the cargo” scenario I have ever read involved bloody xenomorphs and/or some hideous disease / fungus / a ship full of Chamax bugs the size of Rottweilers / well, more xenomorphs, only the fungus turns player characters into xenomorphs. I’ve yet to see a “girl in a box” published Traveller scenario.
  17. chaotic-hypnotic-erotic said: “Precious Cargo” (Star Trek: Enterprise) / “The Perfect Mate” (Star Trek: TNG) both spring to mind.
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    this is actually a really common way for girls to spawn irl
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