banishedquasiroyal:

pixxle-chan:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

banishedquasiroyal-deactivated2:

in some cases, yes! my domestic honk fiend (norwegian black harlequin variant) enthusiastically tried to coil around most inanimate objects upon entering his heat. it was a bit frightening because it was my first time experiencing a domestic clown struggle with the throes of wanting to procreate, but i simply put out a craigslist ad and before i knew it, my lil Roosevelt was engaged in the beautiful and terrifying act of mating with a purebred violet streaked mime (she’s due to lay any day now. i can’t believe i’m going to be a grandma)

i feel incredibly sullied

holy crap it’s tagged Clown Husbandry 

alternatively, clowns are hermaphrodites and mate hanging upside down like slugs

im sorry what the fuck is going on

I just realized the person who fricken posted that is a homestuck fan. That explains everything. Lmao.

are you implying that there are people on this website who haven’t read homestuck