Clowns mate like snakes, coiled together in large orgies

in some cases, yes! my domestic honk fiend (norwegian black harlequin variant) enthusiastically tried to coil around most inanimate objects upon entering his heat. it was a bit frightening because it was my first time experiencing a domestic clown struggle with the throes of wanting to procreate, but i simply put out a craigslist ad and before i knew it, my lil Roosevelt was engaged in the beautiful and terrifying act of mating with a purebred violet streaked mime (she’s due to lay any day now. i can’t believe i’m going to be a grandma)