hoothootmotherf-ckers:

jumpboy-rembrandt:

jumpboy-rembrandt:

jumpboy-rembrandt:

jumpboy-rembrandt:

davenport: so you’re taako and lup…?

taako: yes

davenport: what is your last name?

lup: um, we wrote it on the application?? can you read or like

davenport: i can read it just fine. i just don’t think your last names are actually “from tv” or “you know”, the latter of which is followed by a semicolon and closed parenthesis.

lup: it’s a winky face

davenport: i gathered that, yes.

they compromise and list the twins’ last names as “yuno-fromtivi”

lucretia: that’s a unique surname. where is it from?

taako: e…elf.

(thus ends lucretia’s first attempt at befriending taako)

davenport: hello mr…bl…bleu…?

barry: bluejeans. it;s just,, uh,, just bluejeans,,, i panicked.?

davenport: Does Anyone At This Noble Institution Have A Last Fucking Name

magnus burnsides: hi i’m here for the p

davenport: you’re hired

bold words from Davenport, first name Captain 

Davenport: alright mr hitower welcome aboard.

Merle: Please, call me merle. Highchurch is my last name.

Davenport: I thought your last name was Hitower.

Merle: Wait…. My full name is merle fucking hitower highchurch

Davenport: okay, no need to be rude but i can get that sorted out

Merle: No i mean. One of my middle names is fucking. my full name is merle fucking hitower hichurch