turnttechgoshhead:

wildlifefact:

Aries: Don’t be going around just digging everywhere, as you might find your own bones!

Taurus: Being a rap master is a much heavier burden than most assume.

Gemini: You’ll find your other self someday! Be kind to them!

Cancer: Being able to talk to your past self isn’t as fun as you’d think!

Leo: The real reason why cavemen painted horses on walls is because they were in love with them!

Virgo: Be careful about what you wear when you leave the house, as it will determine whether you are predator or prey. Good luck.

Libra: Did you know you can take a really good look at the sun, but only once?

Scorpio: In several studies, DnD has proven to be dangerous, and is actually outlawed in several states! You just never find out which ones until it is too late. 

Saggitarius: There is a giant horse on your porch. Go look before he runs away. 

Capricorn: Sometimes dressing like a complete fool will make your terrible actions seem comedic, try it!

Aquarius: Killing people’s parents for a living is a valid job!

Pisces: Few can converse with the inscrutable elritch gods. Are you one of them?

i cant believe wildlifefact is a dirty fuckin homestuck.