DM: So, let me ask: How salty are you today?

Rogue Player: Oh, not much this week, actually. Things are pretty good right now.

DM: So what you’re saying is, I’m about to ruin your week tonight?

Rogue Player: Haha, probably!

–Two Hours Later–

DM: And give me another will save.

Rogue Player: I AM GOING TO STAB THE WORLD!!

–Three Hours Later–

DM: And we’ll pick up here next week.

Rogue Player: Well, that was fun! Good game tonight, guys!