yourplayersaidwhat:

Our fighter was killed in our last session (yeah the one that tried to throw my gnome bard through a window) so we trekked off to find our cleric to bring him back. Since it was only our NPC wizard, our Druid and I around for this session, we basically tied his corpse up and dragged it behind us but placed bagpipes in his mouth so when he hit a bump we’d at least get some entertainment. We successfully revived him after a good roll from me to save his life and a contribution from everyone in our party to help resurrect him.
DM: Your party member comes back to life with a gasp, confused, disoriented and weak.
Me: Good. I slap him across the face as hard as I can and shout “Welcome back asshole!”
Fighter: *Lays back down* Let me die again please.