Ye Olde Tumblr, 1609
end thy life knave
yon originale pofter if an æphobe
hear ye! hear ye! this be a callout post for goodman john! all good godfearing men take heed that brother john:
- is slothful
- makes merry upon the sabbath
- has known lady elizabeth outside of wedlock
- believes earth to be round (possible vvitch)
then shalt thee perish
Pisst thyn panteloones