conflictedpsyches:

lilylilymine:

i just imagined orcs getting into fights over how their wife is the biggest, most beautiful with the sharpest teeth.

“HOW DARE!!! THROG’S WIFE SHROKKA IS 10 FEET TALL, HER TEETH BREAK BOULDERS, HER BEAUTY SHAMES THE SUN”

Ok, but this fight, but the two speakers that are aggressively declaring that their wife is more beautiful… are two female orcs that are married to each other.

they try to prove each other is better by feigning being unable to smash rocks in their bare hands and eventually get to being very very very gentle. like a reverse 1uping contest.

Reblogged 2 years ago from newbarrk (Originally from lilylilymine)
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