Silver Tongue
Remember: there are exactly *3* dances permissible in the Scooby-Doo, Where Are You? universe.

scoobydoomistakes:

scoobydoomistakes:

1. Small, Vaguely Left-Right Shimmying:

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Best done at night, on nearly-identical… 

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…and highly-spooky beaches.

2. Ever-So-Slightly Gesticulating:

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You know you’re doing it right you if look like you’re aaaaalmost losing your balance… 

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…standing on a floating log, like a lumberjack.

And – last of all – don’t forget the rare and legendary…

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3. Pulling Each Other Backwards While Your Feet Slide Around Like You’re On Wet Ice

They can even be combined, such as Velma & Shaggy’s majestic crossover of dances 1 & 2. Take notes, class.

And just when you think Fred & Daph’s identical, infinitely-repeated dances couldn’t get any better…

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…they’re about to win a TV dance competition for it.

The host stares in awe. “How do they override friction like that?”

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