Remember: there are exactly *3* dances permissible in the Scooby-Doo, Where Are You? universe.
1. Small, Vaguely Left-Right Shimmying:
Best done at night, on nearly-identical…
…and highly-spooky beaches.
2. Ever-So-Slightly Gesticulating:
You know you’re doing it right you if look like you’re aaaaalmost losing your balance…
…standing on a floating log, like a lumberjack.
And – last of all – don’t forget the rare and legendary…
3. Pulling Each Other Backwards While Your Feet Slide Around Like You’re On Wet Ice
They can even be combined, such as Velma & Shaggy’s majestic crossover of dances 1 & 2. Take notes, class.
And just when you think Fred & Daph’s identical, infinitely-repeated dances couldn’t get any better…
…they’re about to win a TV dance competition for it.
The host stares in awe. “How do they override friction like that?”