Silver Tongue

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

jumpingjacktrash:

historians: king james’s sexuality is debated but he was probably straight

james: i love george so much

historians: ah you see but male friendship was very close at the time

james: george is my husband

historians: clearly just a little joke

george: hey james remember that really good sex we had

historians: but james had children with his wife???

anne of denmark: i like when they let me watch

historians, plugging their ears: STRAIGHTY STRAIGHT STRAIGHT

“What outstandingly heterosexual bros”

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