alexander:

shadowalker9:

blackswallowtailbutterfly:

mermartian:

mermartian:

mermartian:

you know what trend needs to come back? those fancy old french dresses with the giant hips. the ones that are so wide they look like someone stuck a table in there. i want a dress so big people have to shout casual conversation at me from ten feet away. what kind of love letter to the concept of personal space

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perfect. don’t touch me

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back the fuck off jean pierre!!!!

See they’re wide at the hips, but not so much at the back and front. A good crinoline would solve that problem. And top it off with a wide brim hat armed with a pin for good measure.

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GET. AWAY. FROM ME.

someone get one for me

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