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is there a troll scientology

Valid question

what about troll pastafarism

Troll pastafarianism makes a ton of sense. I mean, the Flying Spaghetti Monster looks like a horrorterror. And I’m sure most trolls know about Gl'bgolyb, if not other horrorterrors.

What if troll pastafarianism is a covert rebel movement disguised as a parody religion? Since they’d be mocking the empress’ lusus, but the absurdity of the whole thing would distract from that.

Also I’m pretty sure the mirthful messiahs is troll Scientology, relatively small and seen as rediculous but holds way more power then they should and do some seriously fucked up shit

I feel like troll Scientology would be the belief in doc scratch, the alien that put their world into existence and has been shaping it for millennia. So the closest practicioners of troll Scientology would be Damara and Boldir (the lunocracy conspiracy theorist)

The mirthful messiahs feels more like a dark cult

To expand, troll Judaism would probably be a low blooded religion predating the sufferer

i don’t think Boldir would be a Doc Scratch worshipper. She sees him and however much she knows as a conspiracy (and she’s right, lmao.) but the Handmaiden I could see being worshipped. Doc Scrtch probably has some cults but not on pre Scratch and Damara is part of the people being worshipped not a worshiper

Oh man I didn’t even think of it like that. You’re totally right. She’s this all powerful apparition that has been around for centuries. She’s how mindfang got the cue ball right? In my head I always imagined her also pointing out where the signless was hidign when it was time for him to get caught. Man. There’s a lot of shit to worship