probably the weirdest information about star wars i could give you is that the death star garbage compactor monster from episode 4 was sentient, was force sensitive, and it wasn’t trying to eat luke - it was trying to baptise him
her name was Omi, she was a lesbian, and she chose her own gender
to everybody wondering, no, im sorry, Omi did not escape the death star. she died when it was destroyed, just as she foresaw in her visions.
as a sort of silver lining, through the grace of the force she was able to accept her fate and wondered what she would be in the next life, as her culture believed in reincarnation.
::sips coffee::
::stares off into the far reaches of Monday with a sort of blank delight::
WHAT.
I fucking LOVE Wookieepedia!
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