dongboss:

me: i’d like some fries please

five guys burgers and fries ™ employee: what size ?

me: regular please

five guys burgers and fries ™ employee, pouring two pounds of fries into a cup that fits like 20 fries at most and not breaking eye contact with me as it’s pouring over into the rest of my bag: is this enough fries ?? is this enough fucking fries ???

me, through tears and sobbing: y - yes

five guys burgers and fries employee, shoving fries into my stupid mouth: that’ll be $2.39

me, choking: hhhdbhh huh hhhhshhhhhs

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