rosexknight:

tramampoline:

evitron:

evitron:

best moments in gaming journalism

• journalist gets real yakuza members to play yakuza 3 and asks for their opinions on its authenticity
• that’s it
  

highlights:

• “What’s with all the fucking gaijin in this area?” “Dude, don’t say that, use gaikokujin, it’s nicer.” “Oh, shit, right. What’s with all the fucking gaikokujin in this area?”
• “The breaded pork cutlet bento box is like mega power. More than ramen. That’s accurate.”
• all of them start dragging kiryu for his shitty cheap shirt for five minutes
• “Shooting people sends a message.” “So does shooting anything.”
• (after being told that massage parlors, mahjong, and hostess clubs were cut from the US version) “I feel sorry for the people who bought the American version. SEGA USA sucks.”
  

S: I don’t know any ex-yakuza running orphanages.
K: There was one a few years ago. A good guy.
M: You sure it wasn’t just a tax shelter?
K: Sure it was a tax shelter but he ran it like a legitimate thing. You know.

This is the best omg.