kramergate:

the-barefoot-hatter:

tripleclown:

kramergate:

I hate that the crux of the Addams Family movies is pretty much that Fester is incel cause anyone with eyes can tell that hes a procreation machine built for unstoppable insatiable fucking

god of sex

I am confused at this incel conclusion, didn’t all the Adams-y women agree Fester was super hot? The Amor twins were all over him when he returned.

and then there’s Dementia at the end of the movie, clearly giving Fester the look

And while Fester is certainly interested in Debbie’s looks, he’s absolutely thrilled at their engagement and at his happiest point during their wedding.

He even very clearly tells his brother that, while happy for them, he’s jealous of Gomez and Mortica’s relationship. He’s dreamed “there might be someone for him.” While the Addams are clearly amazing in the bedroom, everyone knows what really matters is how crazy they are for each other, the ultimate perfect couple.

TL:DR Fester isn’t looking for sex, he’s looking for a loving, committed relationship. 

thats a good analyzation but heres my take: Fester Addams bald head is the solar panel on a moonlight powered fuck machine than neither god nor the devil nor any force between them is capable of controlling. its Fester’s sexy sexy world and we’re just living in it

fester is neither incel, chad nor normie. he is an addams