phoneus:

toast-potent:

*steals jokes from The Simpsons but formats them in tumblr-post memes to make them seem like my own original jokes*

my son: ay carumba!

me: [picks him up by the throat and throttles him until he can’t breathe]

Welcome to my blog. i hope youre ready for an unforgettable luncheon.

Reblogged 2 years ago from tamascotchi-deactivated20190101 (Originally from toast-potent)
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