Silver Tongue

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dimetrodone:

Tired: Plant based characters and creatures who refuses to eat meat cause they are “one with nature” and as a result are exclusively vegetarian

Wired: Plant based characters who are so one with plants they refuse to eat them and exclusively eat animal flesh as a result

Woke: They eat dirt

Going to Get You Thrown Out Of the RPG:  Your plant character is mostly photosynthetic and is therefore pointedly naked all the time and keeps “romantically” offering people flowers which is cute until they tell the other PCs to “Pollinate Me, Bitch”

Reblogged 5 years ago from gearholder (Originally from dimetrodone)
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    gonna say this abt myself every time i accidentally kill a plant
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