yttriumrapier

Look, I have no doubt in my mind that Keanu Reeves is this generous to complete strangers. This pattern of behavior has been well established.

But why does he carry envelopes chock full of cash? Is that how he’s paid? 

vermouthea

look don’t be asking questions you’re not ready for the answer to

cipheramnesia

He’s a fae. They just have whatever money they need.

voidbat

probably the reason he stood there silent for a few minutes was because he was manifesting the cash.

also because he was tasting all the guy’s words for lies.

ladyshinga

He was also checking to make sure the currency was, you know, current. He still keeps some mementos from the olden days.

nehirose

time passes differently underhill, after all.