a-sorta-fairytale

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

heysammy

 #empty chairs at empty tables

blainedarling

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

dickrockerjanecrocker

oh god NO

tinytazninja

oh god YES

solitarylikeme

Imagine your cousin sitting there wondering what he has in common with these people

bannerinthevalley

what

hearse-in-reverse

what

daddy-frnk

what

sangoireseussian

narcoticsean

Y'ALL NEED JAYSUS

afallenwolf

Imagine Jesus….

silver-tongues-blog

fuck jesus, imagine moses from prince of egypt. now THAT was a religious figure that was a major daddy