gruene-teufel:

gruene-teufel:

I was playing BF1 with a group of Germans last night, speaking only German, and I did well enough that they thought I was one of them. About an hour into the game they started asking one another where they were from in Germany. When it was my turn, I of course said Tennessee. Almost in unison, they all said (in German), “I don’t know that city. Where is it?” Then I exposed that I was an American, after which I was promptly called a spy.

“Tänäsi? In welchem Bundesland ist Tänäsi?”
“Es liegt in Amerika.”
“SPIOOOOON”

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