ipre memes
bc they were on the starblaster for 100 years come on
- magnus: [points to any animal on any given planet] taako tell that motherfucker i want to fight him
- honestly a bunch of jokes about taako, lup, and barry being disney princesses for talking to animals
- barry: can you please help me clean this mess up?
merle: why don’t you just ask your animal friends to help? gather up your woodland creatures–
barry: THAT WAS JUST THE ONE PLANET IT DOESN’T WORK ANYWHERE ELSE- merle is jesus
- making up increasingly ludicrous stories and trying to get lucretia to actually write them down
- magnus: you know, my real name is actually studly burninglove
lucretia: [without looking up] you know what, magnus? i’ll do it. i will actually write that down. future generations will know you as studly. would that make you happy?- in that vein, davenport knew absolutely nothing about pop culture, so they keep making up celebrities and events and acting like they happened
- they like. maintain it too. they have a whole canon of made-up pop culture.
- taako: [something explodes] ugh this is just like when fantasy billy ray cyrus had his mid-90s breakdown
davenport: isn’t it more like when fantasy kesha and fantasy bill nye had a cage match?
lup: [completely straight-faced as magnus and taako try to smother their laughter] yes, cap’nport. exactly like that.- taako and lup almost managed to convince him that they were celebrity chefs until lucretia stepped in
- [something goes wrong on the ship]
anyone: greg fucking grimauldis- [points at anything] is that a bond
- lup: am i made of bonds?
barry: in a sense, yes. everything is.
taako: are shadows?
barry:
lup: are dreams?- barry and lup bullshitting scientific-sounding words whenever magnus or merle ask them a question
• Magnus calling everything a “weird looking dog”
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