high-fantasy-im-dad:

jenkinsspellslots:

bc they were on the starblaster for 100 years come on

• magnus: [points to any animal on any given planet] taako tell that motherfucker i want to fight him
  
• honestly a bunch of jokes about taako, lup, and barry being disney princesses for talking to animals
• barry: can you please help me clean this mess up?
  merle: why don’t you just ask your animal friends to help? gather up your woodland creatures–
  barry: THAT WAS JUST THE ONE PLANET IT DOESN’T WORK ANYWHERE ELSE
• merle is jesus
• making up increasingly ludicrous stories and trying to get lucretia to actually write them down
• magnus: you know, my real name is actually studly burninglove
  lucretia: [without looking up] you know what, magnus? i’ll do it. i will actually write that down. future generations will know you as studly. would that make you happy?
• in that vein, davenport knew absolutely nothing about pop culture, so they keep making up celebrities and events and acting like they happened
• they like. maintain it too. they have a whole canon of made-up pop culture.
• taako: [something explodes] ugh this is just like when fantasy billy ray cyrus had his mid-90s breakdown
  davenport: isn’t it more like when fantasy kesha and fantasy bill nye had a cage match?
  lup: [completely straight-faced as magnus and taako try to smother their laughter] yes, cap’nport. exactly like that.
• taako and lup almost managed to convince him that they were celebrity chefs until lucretia stepped in
• [something goes wrong on the ship]
  anyone: greg fucking grimauldis
  
• [points at anything] is that a bond
• lup: am i made of bonds?
  barry: in a sense, yes. everything is.
  taako: are shadows?
  barry:
  lup: are dreams?
• barry and lup bullshitting scientific-sounding words whenever magnus or merle ask them a question

• Magnus calling everything a “weird looking dog”