Silver Tongue

systlin:

perkigothii-geekius:

systlin:

ejacutastic:

legitimately it’s such a weird and sketchy practice that people at bachelor/ette parties have strippers or encourage the bride/groom to do sexual stuff with other people like before they get married to someone they love and just straight people are weird

My husband and his friends just got together at our house and played Guitar Hero and drank beer and they all congratulated him. I think he got drunk and invented Sword Golf that night. When I got home from work they all said “Hi! We got your man drunk! Take a guitar we’re doing “Through the fire and flames” and we need someone with good finger dexterity on guitar, his got wrecked by the tequila shots.“

And honestly that is the kind of bachelor party I can get behind.

okay that is cute as fuck. I’m sort of afraid to know what Sword Golf is but I’m also massively curious.

It’s where you hit golf balls into the corn field but you use swords instead of golf clubs.

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