mspainttaz:

After a hundred year’s, Lucretia is immune to pranks.

Taako brings cupcakes to the B.O.B. cafeteria one day that he had purposely made awful and tries to hand them out. No one has taken him up on the offer yet because, excuse me, all three re-claimers are giggling into their hands and saying things like “oh these are soo delicious, and definitely made using a real cupcake recipe!’’ and none of them are honestly that stupid. (Also, with the memory of the hot chocolate fiasco from a few months ago still fresh in their minds there is a general sense of fear over what evil those cupcakes could wreak if consumed.) While this is happening the Director walks by and taako starts trying to persuade her to take one; everyone is a bit surprised he would try to pull such an obvious trick on the Actual Boss until Lucretia turns around, grabs the cupcake from taako’s hand and is like “wow taako, for me? you shouldn’t have!” before taking a giant bite out of it, staring into taako’s eyes the entire time. The room is silent. Everyone is afraid. Tres horny boys are watching their lives flash before their eyes (specifically the part where Merle upended an entire bottle of Worcestershire sauce into the cake batter.) Lucretia swallows, thanks the boys, and walks back out of the cafeteria eating the rest of the cupcake. All eyes go to taako who is standing there visibly shook. 

After a moments hesitation Magnus pops a cupcake into his mouth to test it and immediately has to be rushed to the emergency room. 

lucretia is the master of power moves