chancethereaper:

Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding

Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?

grooms bride: being a whore

Waiter chiming in with closing the goddamn door: Oh you haven’t heard?

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