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meet COOL BIRD

This Dave bird

no its COOL BIRD

Your name is COOL BIRD. It is an UNSEASONABLY WARM April day. Your NEST WINDOW is open to let some air in, and your FAN is cranked. Arguably even more cranked would be your FLY BEATS, which brings us to your variety of INTERESTS. A cool bird like you is sure to have plenty. You have a penchant for spinning out UNBELIEVABLY ILL JAMS with your BIRD TURNTABLES AND MIXING GEAR. You like to rave about BIRD BANDS NO ONE’S EVER HEARD OF BUT YOU. You collect WEIRD DEAD THINGS PRESERVED IN VARIOUS WAYS. You are an AMATEUR BIRDGRAPHER and operate your own MAKESHIFT DARKNEST. You maintain a number of IRONICALLY HUMOROUS NESTS, BIRD WEBSITES, AND SOCIAL BIRD PROFILES. And if the inspiration strikes, you won’t hesitate to drop some FLY RHYMES on a mofo and REPRESENT.

this is indeed a very COOL BIRD

#I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW #THAT I SHARED THIS WITH THE REST OF STAFF #AND THEN PROMPTLY NOTICED THAT I SHOULD EXPLAIN WHY MY FIRST REPLY WAS #is it related to yiff

mistakes were made

jokes on them i am into yiff