any timeline where sollux is a chad is a doomed one

sollux valued and respected his friends male or female UNLIKE eridan . sollux was grouchy but not aggressive and even when he squabbled with karkat they made up. sollux was selfless and died a couple times so everyone could succeed. SOLLUX IS A CHAD. someone add the panel where hes getting carried away by feferi and nepeta

only a chad

eridan amporincel:

• genocidal complex
  
• thinks magic is fake, collects wands anyway
  
• shitty relationships
• had a lesbian make him a White Science Wwand, killed that same lesbian with that same wwand
• black-flirted with another lesbian
• needs respect women juice

sollux chadtor:

• cool glasses
  
• doesnt need weapons
• double horns
• good friends with karkat despite having discussed with him several times
• doesnt flirt with lesbians
• has had his respect women juice, as well as a succesful relationship with a woman whose hemotype was far above his

any and all amount of time i spent on this was far too much