yourplayersaidwhat:

For background we were exploring a sunken citadel when we came across a room with a hole in the floor. So naturally the half orc decided to hold me, a gnome, over the hole. He ended up dropping me into the hole.

DM: you find a room filled with mushrooms and some skeletons tending to their mushroom garden at the bottom of the hole
Me: I’d like to make a charisma check to see if I can charm them by giving them gardening tips.
DM: I guess??
Me: *rolls a nat 20*
DM: I guess… you walk over and look at their garden and tell them that they’re using too much fertilizer. They look at you and nod in agreement.

The rest of the party had finally made its way down the hole and accidentally squished some mushrooms causing the skeletons to attack despite my hospitality. I shed a single tear when I killed one of the skeletons