Shakira Law
Do we start with:
1. The fact that this is clearly supposed to be the One Ring from Lord of the Rings
2. “Shakira Law”
3. The implication that children either know arabic or will become muslims by eating a donut.
4. “Free Islamic Donut”
5. or that starbucks is giving kids weird donuts for free and expects there to be no questions about the intricate writing.
One donut to fool them all
6. Starbucks doesn’t sell donuts
I can’t stop laughing at this
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the land of Shakira, whose Hips don’t Lie.
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Starbucks does sell donuts you fool
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