yourplayersaidwhat:

me, a tiefling bard: i want to search the ocean for my dagger
DM: no, it’s gone, you won’t find it
me: well then i roll to seduce the ocean
me: nat 20
DM: no way, roll percent dice
me: 96!
DM: damn it, i thought 90 would be high enough! *sighs*
DM: an octopus throws the dagger back at you, hitting your shoulder. you take 2 damage and you can keep the fuckin dagger

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