After Lucifer was kicked out of Heaven, he decided to make his own paradise. Both compete to have the best afterlife, sadly you lived a sin-free life and got sent to Heaven. God is throwing a very boring, sin-free party. You spend your time trying to get kicked out so you can go to Hell.
god: yeah get out of here
lucifer:
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sororluna said:
my favorite heaven/hell joke goes something like: 3 guys die and go to heaven. on the first day there, god feeds them tuna sandwiches. on the second day, the same. on the third day, upon receiving yet another tuna sandwich one of the guys asks god “why do you only give us these sandwiches when satan gives his minions such a bountiful feast?” god replies, “why make a whole feast for just the three of you?” elixirchai reblogged this from czortofbaldmountain
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