The Rogue is bleeding out. “They say it takes 15 minutes to bleed out from a stomach wound,” he says, gasping for breath. “But… I wish it was longer.”

The Cleric: “you know I can just heal you, ri–”

Rogue: “Shut up! I wish it was longer… because… I-I want to paint a really detailed dick on the ground and I’m not super artistic, so it’s probably gonna take a few tries.”