davidfosterflawless:

davidfosterflawless:

grimmnir:

Public Service Announcement:  If you are not a virgin do not presume to wear a white wedding dress.  It is an honor that is earned from chastity and virtue.  Not a tradition for you to soil if you lacked the same.

what about anal? does it count

are you chaste if you still practice premarital fingerblasting?

does it count if you say “no homo” first?

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    also does this only apply for weddings or am i generally forbidden from wearing a white dress if I’m not a virgin?
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