ginger-ale-official:

birdbian:

ginger-ale-official:

birdbian:

ginger-ale-official:

birdbian:

birdbian:

i want 2 say something but it might be too controversial..

Lesbian: liqueurs & whiskey

Gay: cocktails and vodka

Bisexual: wines and champagnes

you know i really wanted to like this post, but there’s just one little thing that’s being overlooked

don’t make me do this ginger-ale-official

please… it is your duty

I’m sorry it has come to this. I wish we could have been friends

heterosexual: ginger ale

oh yeah? oh fucking yeah? I’m going to sell my soul to the devil in exchange for the assurance that he will place a thumb tack on the ground wherever you walk so you can never take off your shoes again.  have fun sleeping in your loafers jackass

ace: ginger ale
hetero: boring shitty beer