It was the first campaign I had ever done, and we were playing the basic mines of phandalin campaign.

Rogue, interrogating the goblin: WHERE IS THE TOWN

Goblin, scared shitless, after a nat20 intimidation roll: ITS JUST DOWN THE VALLEY YOU CANT MISS IT

Rogue, threatening it: TELL ME MORE

Goblin: THIS INFORMATION CAN BE FOUND ON PAGE 6

Entire party, ooc: immediately loses shit