TIL one gallon (about 4 liters) of gasoline contains about 31,000,000 calories
via reddit.com
human daily caloric requirement is 1500 to 2500 depending on the person
1 gallon of gasoline contains enough calories to satisfy that requirement for 12400 to 20600 days, or about 34 to 56.5 years
therefore, if i chug a gallon of gasoline, i won’t need to eat for the rest of my life
strictly speaking you’re absolutely correct
I mean, only problem is that even if we assume you can somehow digest it, you do know how the body stores energy right?
duh, in the gas tank. i have my drivers licence
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