old people asking “what are you doing?” when you’re on your phone or laptop are the worst bc how do explain that i’m having three separate conversations, reading abt water vs milk in hot chocolate discourse, stalking someone on social media and searching for a very specific meme all at the same time to someone who doesn’t understand how texting works
I had a guy come in to Target tonight and small talk led to him saying “because they’re (millenials) too busy on their phones, right?” *Wink wink* like some in-joke and I said “well I feel obligated to defend my generation and their phones, I mean I’ve got friends all around the world and that’s the only way I can talk to them” and when it came time to leave he said “I hope your friends make it back around these parts soon” and I just. It literally could not sink in for him that I meant I’d *made* friends from all over the world. Like that was not an option he was aware of.
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