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Hey Christians, you guys ok over there?

Additional fun fact: If a woman is “tight,” it almost never correlates to how much sex she’s had. It correlates exclusively to how good the sex she’s having right now.

A woman who is “tight” is actually sexually unaroused; her vagina isn’t relaxed and she is, I goddamn promise you, not at all enjoying whatever might be up in her business at the moment.

I’m also really concerned that………thOse are FISH STEAKS pLEaSe don’t fUcK a FISH

If I had to see this with my own two eyes then you fuckers do too

Hi, I work at a women’s pelvic floor physical therapy clinic and what the fuck do you assholes not know how muscles work?

A woman with multiple sexual partners or a woman who has never had sex can have ANY DEGREE of looseness or tightness at rest, can increase or decrease tightness AT WILL with kegels/muscle control, and can definitely gain or lose muscle tightness/tone with age, injury, or other health issue. A woman who has a problem such as vaginismus will have muscle spasms where she cannot relax or endure penetration. Things like prolapses can also cause problems.

Frankly, any dingbat who has to insistently labor under the misapprehension that women are made of Silly Putty and not, y’know, skin and bone and muscles and such, can 1) never have any sort of affection ever bestowed on them, 2) maybe just die.

You absolutely fucking dreadful waste of life.

I know this is all important but….” I’m also really concerned that………thOse are FISH STEAKS pLEaSe don’t fUcK a FISH”

 

Originally posted by olvaheinerthewatcher