Why i love being the DM

I can set up dumb jokes over the course of weeks

Drow boss of dungeon taunting the players as the door closes between them:  You really want to face a goddess like moi? Youre shaking in your boots. Is it out of fear or antici-

Door closes

Several sessions later after they nearly die multiple times to the drows trials involving two of them getting impaled and one of them electrocuted before they finally meet up with her again

Drow boss: “pation”

Players: Motherfuck

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