…so yeah equius probably smells really bad but nepeta reeks of rotting flesh and blood and dirt caked with sweat and spit. this is probably a very good moiralligence (god i never spell it right) because as disgusting as equius gets he knows that it’s socially unacceptable and always has a stock of clean towels, and sometimes he probably sneaks up and, like, squirts her with a little febreeze.“