what the fuck kinds of lives are you guys leading. i’ve never seen a peacock in my life. where are u guys finding them.

Random neighborhoods in Florida

a gas station in morocco

middle of a busy road in england

middle of the woods in a rural town in Mississippi 

Irish farms??

Roof of a house in a tiny English village

Screaming their heads off in abandoned fuel stations in the back-blocks of the Rangitikei

with a group of pheasants in the woods in maryland

Strutting outside the window of an elementary school library in Texas.

Walking down the street of a California suburb on a hot summer afternoon like he owns the place

At a golf club in Long Island

At a strawberry festival in SoCal

Outside a café in Ayia Napa

Walking thru my neighborhood in nebraska

watching over fish near a pond in switzerland

walking around the zoo parking lot

on a car roof pulled over on the interstate on the way to Myrtle Beach

Friend’s neighbor’s yard in suburban Maryland

Stealing the dog food off our back porch in rural Oregon.

There’s a big house on a major road across from a college in Salt Lake. They must own peacocks because I somewhat regularly see them on the sidewalk in front of that property.

A cattle farm in rural Australia. 

In a buddy’s back yard fighting with a neighborhood cat in Arizona in the middle of fucking summer.

Walking through Lisbon Castle like a tourist.

Chastising its cat friend while strolling along a reforestation trail in northern Ontario, Canada.

Pub garden in England 

At the Los Angeles Zoo. He doesn’t belong to the zoo, he just walks around displaying his plumage and posing for pictures. Occasionally chases small children with snacks.

chasing childhood me in Stanley Park in Vancouver. probably because I had snacks.

A hotel lobby in central Mongolia

The Glendale, Arizona library

Chasing dudes down a country highway in Northwest Washington.

At a campsite in South Carolina

Buddhist temple in West Virginia

My backyard in michigan

My cow field s i t t i n g on a back of one chilling, North Carolina

standing right in the middle of the sidewalk in san diego, like he was waiting for me

a viking village in western norway

Casually strolling through an open-air Celtic Festival just outside of Las Vegas.

They wander around inner city Cincinnati. They escape the zoo, and the keepers have to go with nets and grab them on occasion.

The zoo has officially stopped supporting the population because there are too DAMN MANY of them. They reduced the flock from 40 to 6 in 2008. I think they have more now. 

They just LEAVE. 

Roosting in our barn in Ohio. Roosting in our trees, roosting in our pool shed, just hanging out on our back porch. Look we just had peafoul everywhere for something like four years, and we’ve no idea why.

A breeding pair or two must’ve made it across the river from Cincinnati because I’ve seen a few wandering around northern Kentucky

Grass farm in Texas

suburban roof in small-town Saskatchewan

End of a driveway in a wooded part of northern New Jersey

South Ferry in Manhattan. 

Middle of nowhere (as in the town has a population of less than 2000) Maine on a shitty looking farm, roosting in the rafters of a farmhouse porch. 

Inner city park in Bucharest. Like half of them were albinos for some reason

In the backyard if a random house in Afghanistan

Vacation home in South Africa

I think what we’re learning here is that shapeshifters enjoy being peacocks.

On the side of the highway down the road from the farm that also houses camels, middle of Indiana, houses are like acres apart out there

this is what happens when you set the random npc variable too high