fact: undertale will be on switch

fact: smash is coming to switch

conclusion: undyne will be playable in smash 5

conjecture: she will phone alphys and get updates about every character and it will be the solid snake/kid icarus info gimmick in this game. alphys will of course gush about every single character bc she’s played all their games

possible objection: undertale is not from a major publisher, just an indie game

rebuttal 1: name one other video game that has been given to the goddamn pope

rebuttal 2: it’s 2018 and i still dont know or care who shulk is