Every worker at Ikea was once an average customer who got lost. Today you’re at Ikea for some furniture, but you can’t find the exit anymore.
I can confirm that this is the truth. If you don’t want to become a worker at IKEA, follow the path that is marked. Don’t leave it. Whatever you do, don’t leave the path.
SIGNAL BOOST!
I always instinctively know the way out, does that make me the protagonist of this story?
No, that just means you’ve served your sentence and repaid your debt. You may not remember.
does that mean that IKEA is a fae realm?
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