Dear parents,
PLEASE teach your children to pick locks. I do not appreciate my doorknobs being smashed off by amateur burglars. If your teenager is going to steal my lawnmower out of my garage, teach him to have a little goddamn class. A little style.
Sincerely,
Irritated in Indy
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