*removes all friction from the surface of my feet so I can move by t-posing and leaning forward*
Yo, chefpyro, wasn’t there a Jimmy Neutron episode about why removing the friction from your feet is a bad idea?
There was also a Scrooge McDuck comic but that never stopped me
There is also a magic school bus episode about the trouble from a world without friction. Children’s media is trying to tell you this is a bad idea
If I did everything children’s media told me to do we wouldn’t be having this conversation
why not put rockets on your shoes and hands and achieve the same theing